[CSHSC] 2x16 The mistress always spanks twice

El caso: Una chica va haciendo footing por un parque cuando se encuentra a una chica joven desnuda colgando de una estructura de hierro y bañada en caramelo. ¡Claro que sí! (Por este no, pero por el caso de Bones con la tableta de chocolate al gusto de cadáver descompuesto deje de comer chocolate... bueno, tres días. Tampoco fue muy grave.) Este caso es divertido ya que nos lleva a los locales de bondage de Nueva York, con sus látigos y sus esposas. Da para hacer muchas bromas malas. El porque del asesinato es muy patético, es una lástima que se cometan asesinatos así.

Trama secundaria: Alexis quiere hacer alguna actividad extraescolar nueva, la primera que elige es ser animadora. Yo tampoco la veo con un par de pompones, no. Hasta ella misma dice que no es muy suyo esto de ser animadora, pero que precisamente por eso cree que le va a ir bien. Al final decide dejar lo de animadora porque le coincide con esgrima, clases de violín y francés. ¿Hace todo eso y aún se quería apuntar a animadora? Uff.

Miscelánea: 

-Apreciación al baile de animadora que se marca Alexis.

-Yo también escucho Patterns cuando salgo a correr pero por suerte no me encuentro con cadáveres caramelizados.

-La amiga de Alexis se llama Ashley y el próximo novio de Alexis también se llama Ashley... como si no hubiera nombres en el mundo.

-¡Oh Castle es de los míos! Se quiso apuntar a hockey porque todos los chicos lo hacían y al primer día se rompió dos dientes. Yo me abrí la ceja en mis primeros días en patinaje.

-Castle quería reservar un asiento en el transbordador espacial... no si siendo friki y con pasta se puede llegar lejos.

-Todas las escenas en general de la casa del dolor de Irina no tienen desperdicio.

-¡Mira tu! ¡Que cuando Irena se quita el cuero resulta ser abogada! 

-Bueno! Al fin nos presentan a Jenny, la novia ya no ficticia de Kevin. En tres frases se los gana a todos. Por cierto, es su mujer en la vida real.

-Da gusto que Castle y Beckett se sigan tirando puñaladas.

Castle: Why are you all Beyoncé this morning? You got a school dance coming up?

Alexis: No. Ashley gave me some of her cheer routine. She's been on the JV for two years and she wants me to try out for the squad.

Castle: Cheerleading?

Alexis: Yeah, why?

Castle: Who are you and what have you done with my daughter?

Castle: Is that honey?

Lanie: From the smell of it, I's say it's caramel sauce. But I'll be testing, not tasting.

Beckett: Caramel sauce?

Castle: Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth.

Beckett: Given her state of undress, I'd say it's more likely he had a sexual fetish.

Lanie: I can do the chocolate, I'll even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky.

Castle: Does she know we can hear her?

Beckett: Only a handful of bondage shops in the city do custom work, so let's take photos of those cuffs, send it out, see if anyone can ID where it came from.

Castle: "Only a handful of shops"? Okay, what aren't you telling me?

Beckett: So much, Castle. So very, very much.

Ryan: How do you even get in that position?

Esposito: I don't know, but you should try that with your, uh, girlfriend, honey-milk. As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to buy this for you right now.

Castle: Oh, jeez. How do you even get in that position?

Ryan: Right? It's not even possible.

Beckett: Oh, it's possible.

Castle: Oh, field trip to a sex store. I love this case.

Castle: Mmm. You know, you should moonlight. Seriously, you would make a fortune. Come on, haven't you even wanted to do something with your handcuffs other than arrest criminals?

Beckett: No, but there is one hot, wild, kinky thing that I do like doing. Putting killers behind bars.

Castle: See? You're already a tease. You're halfway there.

Castle: Whips, women, and murder. Sounds like my lucky day.

Beckett: I'm so glad you're excited by this. (on cell) Hi. My name is Kate, and my boyfriend has been a very bad boy. Yes, that's right. His name's Ricky.

Castle: What are you doing?

Beckett: Actually, a friend of mine recommended a Mistress Venom. 

Castle: Wait.

Beckett: Is she available today? 4 p.m.? Sur, that's perfect.

Castle: No. Okay, that's very funny. Now call her back.

Beckett: Uh-uh, Castle. This is the perfect way to get Venom without tipping our hand. What's the matter, Castle? You afraid of a little role play?

Castle: Yeah, you better run.

Castle: This place looks like a law firm.

Beckett: What'd you think it was going to be? Torture wheels and women in corsets?

Castle: Well, yeah.

Beckett: That's in the back.

Receptionist: Welcome to Lady Irena's House of Pain. How can I serve you?

Beckett: Well, answer her! You see what I have to deal with? My boyfriend Ricky has an appointment at 4 p.m. with Mistress Venom.

Receptionist: Will you be joining him?

Beckett: Oh, yes. I have been dying to watch him squirm.

Receptionist: Mistress Venom would be delighted to have an audience. Follow me, please.

Beckett: Do you think we could gag him?

Castle: Remember, my safe word is "apples."

Castle: Sam-I-Am. In a box. With a fox. We're gonna need some popcorn.

Castle: So, what about this imaginary boyfriend of yours, are we going to see him around here? Or is he at home tied to a bed?

Beckett: What's the matter, Ricky? You jealous?

Castle: No. You only get to punish him at night. You punish me all day.

Beckett: Well, you deserve it.

Castle: What did I do to you?

Beckett: Let's just start with the first day we met.